Monday, July 28, 2008
sounds like your a racist
What was it? Was the name rant a little too much? Was the inclusion of the chili con carne recipe out-of-line? If Mr. or Miss Anonymous could qualify his/her comment for me, that would be great. Also, if I could get the rules concerning capitalisation and how to form contractions, that would also be nice.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Barack Obama, Democratic presidential hopeful and poseur extraordinaire, proved his aspirations to greatness don’t need the experience or stature of previous politicians. Obama gave a grand speech at the site of the Berlin Wall, where John F. Kennedy and Ronald Reagan once stood and delivered their grand speeches. Obama, bereft of any achievements while in office but not in hubris, implored Europeans to join together in fighting terrorism and to tear down walls, very much like the ones someone else before him tore down through great effort. Obama’s pull-out plan for
I’m not sure what the attraction is with Barack Obama, or why anyone would give him the credit he does not deserve. He has been loathe to play the race card but it’s the only reason why celebrities back him. He has been upfront about various liberal views, hidden the Islam factor in his background, demanded others speak languages he himself cannot speak, deflected questions and has no experience in areas that would require focus and strength if elected president. Whatever one may think of Reagan, he earned his place to speak in Berlin. Obama’s appearance there merely shows him as a rider on coattails.
I don’t care what crap I get for saying this but I will say it anyway: naming a child Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii, Fish and Chips, Apple, Taylor, Hayden, Montana, Dakota, Aiden, Kyla, Sierra, Hailey, Bailey, Cayley, Pax, Jermajesty, Tanisha or anything else in a similar vein is tantamount to child abuse. Anyone who gives their child such a name is a bad person for condemning said child to a lifetime of after-school beatings, cock-eyed stares and repeated questions like: “Is that your real name?” and “What’s wrong with you?” Children are people and shouldn’t have to flee the province and change their name from Brayden to something infinitely less gay. There are plenty of good and interesting names out there and failure to use them shows the parent as a person incapable of human warmth and intelligence. Use a good name for your kid (like Megatron, maybe- or not).
In conclusion, run, do not walk, to the nearest Ten Thousand Villages and purchase a Divine Orange Milk Chocolate bar. The secret ingredient to this fair-trade product is love- and cocoa beans! It will be your undoing- but that's good! Also, check out what else might be good and delicious.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
A study in
Archaeologists are about to open the Pyramid of the Sun forty kilometers outside of
It is believed that
All right- here is the math. Two-thirds of Canadians support protection for the unborn. Over ninety percent of poll respondents stated that Morgentaler should not have received the (now meaningless) Order of Canada. Morgentaler gets $11 million for killing babies and reusing single-use medical instruments. He is a liar, blackmailer, insolent hate-monger and braggart. He could tell me rain was wet and I wouldn’t believe him. Though it is doubtful he will ever have to return the award due to the major embarrassment it would cause the Canadian government and the Polaroids, that still doesn’t mean Morgentaler is a man of honour or integrity. After all, it doesn’t take much of a man to snuff out a ten centimeter tall human being.
Read about Omar Khadr crying like a girl here. If you wonder why I show a shocking amount of distain for this would-be terrorist, keep in mind he killed an American medic, will more than likely be released if ever returned to Canada and his family are bunch of freeloaders.
An American deserter has lost his bid to stay in Canada. Good. As he was not forced into the army (the US Army stopped the draft in 1973) and did not claim "conscientious objector" status, he cannot come into Canada, curry favour with willing females or smoke weed. His problem is with his government, not with Canada. Canada should not be a haven for criminals, terrorists or freeloaders who have the woeful impression that Canada is a socialist and pacifist paradise.
Friday, July 04, 2008
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not America 'Well, At Least She Has a Great Personality'.
(also: Washington is dangerously positioned between two Canadas, Canada Canada and California's Canada, Oregon.)
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Despite how some feel about Morgentaler, the truth of the matter is he divides people, revolts people, has not cured diseases, nor has he eliminated poverty, promoted equality or advanced the causes of marginalised people anywhere. He has gotten paid to kill children (and he's also an extortionist).
Since when were the causes of poverty and hunger elimination passe?
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Thank you to the following: Superman (and the guys who invented him), Ezra Levant, Mark Steyn, Michael Coren, Arthur Ganong, Jacques Plante, Alexander Graham Bell, Banting and Best, Michael Ondaatje, Stan Rogers, Drs. Alan Brown, Fred Tisdall, and Theo Drake, Wilfred Bigelow, Lord Stanley of Preston, Paul Henderson, Dan Cleary, the guys who invented Trivial Pursuit, Gordon Lightfoot, Randy Bachman, James Doohan and all who fought at Normandy, all those who risk their lives to protect the Afghan people, and to all those who read this funny little blog.