2012 is nearly over. Let’s hope the new year is better to
you.
January: Kim
Jong-Un assumed control of North Korea after his fat dictator father died
before Christmas. The
cruise ship Costa Concordia sank . Obama
is a moron. A guilty verdict is handed down in the Shafia trial.
February: the
McGuinty government became the bullies in the fight against bullying.
Discuss. Plans
for the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee begin. Prime
Minister Stephen Harper started selling off bits of Canada to China.
Sponges at the decrepit Attawapiskat Reservation receive
the first in a series of modular homes that they will reduce to nothing. It is predicted
that this will not end. A
court orders Quebec students to take compulsory religious equivalence classes.
Former
presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich reminded the American electorate that Obama
once voted for infanticide. Iran
sentenced a Christian convert to three years in prison. Don’t
forget the leap year.
March: Andrew Breitbart
passed away. Obama, the moron, apologised to
Afghan terrorists for Korans that would be burned by these guys anyway and
North Korea plays one of its favourite games, “Give Me Food and I’ll Pretend to
Want Peace”. Some
chick was offended or something. Robo-calls.
One of the first atrocities in Benghazi, Libya. Obama (RE: moron) had to be
taken to task by Benjamin Netanyahu. Obama, along with his unreasonable
and inflexible Obamacare, placed
the Vatican on a list of money-laundering countries. Celebrity
Apartheid Week- it happened. Time
to quit Islam. South Korea’s
indignation trumps China’s wretched human rights abuses anyday. The
War on Saint Patrick’s Day. Muslim murder in France
kills seven people. The
Ontario Court of Appeal allows prostitution. Obama makes
promises to Russia on a hot mike. The
“Thrilla on the Hilla”- it happened.
April: have you
pressed a button today? A man protected
himself with spices and paid the price; a brutal beating of a bus driver
exposes (yet again) the multi-tiered legal system of Canada; Cubans take the
opportunity to attend Good Friday Mass. The
ninety-fifth anniversary of Vimy Ridge. Rick
Santorum leaves the presidential race and Bashar Assad is a monster. It’s
the stupid Charter. Levon Helm passed
away. Sudanese
dictator Omar al-Bashir threatened to overthrow South Sudan’s government. Alberta’s
Wildrose Party did not sweep the elections. Jean
Charest is a cheese-eating surrender monkey.
May: Obama, the
moron, politicises
the death of Osama bin Laden because he’s Obama. He didn’t even kill the
guy, for God’s sake. Someone else did. He’s lazy. The
Chinese firm, Hua Wei, casts suspicion upon itself. Canada
is accused of being less-than-obese by some Euro-lackey. Talks
resumed between students and the Quebec government for some reason. Jim Unger passed away.
Luka
Magnotta is caught. 999, 1000….
June: the Queen’s
Diamond Jubilee. Eduard Khil
passed away. Obama
saved Eric Holder. The two hundredth
anniversary of the War of 1812.
July: Obama began
his love affair with Egyptian president Morsi. Tony
Clement allowed an honour for Chinese communist sympathiser, Norman Bethune.
The
Summer Olympics opened in London.
August: The
Federal Court ruled that the Canadian government didn’t’t have the right to track
the money wasted at Attawapiskat. Paul
Ryan was chosen as Mitt Romney’s running mate. Free Cupcake.
Neil
Armstrong passed away.
September: The Parti
Quebecois won a minority government, a man is murdered during Pauline Marois’ victory
speech and Obama is a moron. Four
Americans are killed in Benghazi. The cover-up begins.
October: In the first
presidential debate, Mitt Romney kicked Obama’s @$$. Glorious
day of days, McGuinty resigned!
December: the
slow crawl toward Christmas, the holiday that obviously celebrates the birth of
Christ. Four
Americans die and no one really is to blame. Justin
Trudeau is also a moron, Americans are screwed and Chief Theresa Spense is a
greedy fatso. South Korea elected its first female president. God bless us, everyone.
Let’s move on….
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