Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy Earth Day



Here are some tips to make the Earth not only greener, but a more pleasant place to live.


1. Should we cut down trees? Maybe, if they're in a bad mood all the time.


2. Don't hug a tree. That's unwanted physical contact.


3. If God didn't want us to eat animals, He never would have made them out of meat. It's wrong to waste.


4. Don't walk on the grass. You'll give it a complex if you do.


5. Toxic gases make the air unbreathable. Therefore, avoid certain foods.
Any more ideas to make this world of ours more golden?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reuse your panties. They make nice window cleaning cloths.

Anonymous said...

Bring your own cup to Starbucks.
NO, wait...don't GO to Starbucks.
Yes, that's a much better idea!

Osumashi Kinyobe said...
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Osumashi Kinyobe said...

Yes, Bohemian Mom, the latter suggestion is MUCH better.
(lousy Starbucks...)