I had the great luck of getting a ticket to the newest incarnation in the Star Trek franchise. It was AWESOME! Needless to say, this horse won before even getting out of the gate and a sequel is probably in the works. But sequel or not, every movie needs a tagline to get the viewers' interest. Here are a few rejected taglines for the newest Star Trek feature.
"Star Trek- the guy who plays Sylar from Heroes is in it."
"Star Trek- Spock's in this one."
"Star Trek- yeah, I thought cars were gone in the twenty-third century, too, but hey! whatever works."
"Star Trek- EXPLOSIONS and lots of them!"
"Star Trek- JJ Abrams has got a lot of fingers in a lot of pies and is making a lot of money."
For some reason, these taglines weren't catchy enough.
5 comments:
Mind your own business, Mr. Spock. I'm sick of your half breed interference! Do you hear?
Harold Hecuba
W00t! Did they explain the origin of Yoda?
Man, I am looking forward to this.
No, not yet. Maybe in the sequel.
I, too, am tired of Spock's half-breed interference.
Speaking of tagline, how about....
Star Trek. Not. The. Canon.
I can hear the screaming of Trekkies in the distance.....like Harkonnens to the blade of Duncan Idaho!
No, not quite the canon, except for the red shirt.
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