Tuesday, January 09, 2007

All These Posts for the Price of One!

Finnish editors were fined for printing a letter which advocated violence against Jews and considered the Holocaust to be acceptable. As loathsome as the letters and its writer may be, don't fine the editors. It is their job to print pertinent news and opinions. Otherwise, one would be Yemen or some such place. That, and everyone should know the identity of the aforementioned moron so they know to avoid him.

If I am correct in my understanding of terms of office in South Korea, one can be president for only one term of five years. Beleagered- and ineffectual- President Roh Moo-Hyun's proposal for a term revision will probably fall on deaf ears.

President Roh's idea to rename the East Sea falls on sarcastic ears. I wish everybody would stop arguing and name it after me.

Tourist trips to Mount Gumgang are not as profitable as one would hope. Who wouldn't want to prop up a dictatorship run by a fat, greedy and maniacal tyrant? Especially one with nuclear weapons.

For your cinematic pleasure, I give you Choi Min-Shik- the Korean Robert De Niro (conversely, Robert De Niro is the American Choi Min-Shik)

And in this corner...! A Saddam Hussein loyalist (!) and a journalist (Persian, so I hear) don't just debate Hussein's execution, they nearly fight about it. (Watch how the moderator tries to be civil.) If someone called me a shoe, I would punch him in the stomach! But seriously, how the hell can anyone still defend him? I mean- this is like Stalinism after he joined the ranks in hell. Unbelieveable.

Is anyone tired of Angelina Jolie? Anyone? If not, let me give a fresh reason why you should be disgusted with this immoral attention-getter. A hypocrite, a freak, a selective adopter, a Hollywood actress. This place says it better than I could.

In conclusion, mew.

6 comments:

Sleeping Lotus said...

My, this is a great deal! You should have these discounts more often!

1: The whole world (except Japan, who will tell you to get the hell out of the kitchen if you can't stand the heat) is already teetering on the verge of "becoming like Yemen or some other place". It's pathetic...and scary. There are crazy stories in the news every day about some freedom or another that is being chipped about at by The New Communists (the liberals) here in the States. The most bizarre things. Like the parents of the 4 year old boy that are being sued by the boy's teacher who claims the boy "sexually harassed her" when he hugged her and laid his head on her bosoms. It seems the boy did something that struck her as "sexual" though the news never reported what it was,leaving normal humans like me to assume it was NOTHING (maybe it might have been a SLIGHT something--but he's FOUR YEARS OLD--he might have seen it in a movie) and she thinks the parents should be held legally responsible for her humiliation. Grow up lady. Probably she's some ugly fat cow that should be lucky she got some action from a toddler.

2: Seriously, as crazy as the South Koreans are about their "idols" ("celebrities", for those who don't understand Asian-speak), they will rise up against the Prime Minister and demand that the damned East Sea be remaned after Bae Yong Joon. I am so not kidding. They are crazy. It could actually become a cat-fight between the 30-somethings fighting for Bae Yong Joon and the teens fighting for Bi/Rain. I would fly to Korea RIGHT NOW to see that fight. I would be the one in the crowd holding a sign that says "How does OSUMASHI sound?"

3: Who the hell thought up the idea of the border between S. Korea and a MASS MURDERER ('cause that what the fat little guy is) as being a hot tourist spot? What crack team of monkeys got together and thought that up? I wouldn't go either. Maybe if Won Bin were standing there, handing out tickets. I MIGHT show up for that. Yum Yum. Me like.

4: Choi Min-sik....I adooooooooore him. Love, love, love him. Ever since seeing 'Oldboy' I have been freaked for that man. He is BRILLIANT. I mean, he is a RARE kind of brilliant. I have so much been wanting to see more of his films--and I will--but even if all I ever saw was 'Oldboy' I would still think he is the most hella awesome Korean actor alive...and certainly one of THE best in the world. I might even rent 'Oldboy' again soon. *sigh* LOVE that movie. Rename the East Sea after THAT guy.

4: Oh, Saddy was treated badly at his execution. Boo-hoo. Well, I do agree that his treatment was unprofessional. But, the world is still SO NAIVE about that culture, they continue to be oh-so surprised by everything absurb and low-brow that the radical Muslims do. This is their way of life. You can't ask a leopard to change his stripes. (BTW, the link you posted in the Saddam section has nothing to do with Saddam, LOL. It's about North Korea. Hee.)

5: Jolie. Yeah. I'm gonna deal with that bitch on my own blog. Just give me a day or two. I'm got a "STFU" addition you will love--you have probably already seen it. It's making the rounds on the internet. I don't want to give anything away in case you haven't read it yet, but she refers to her biological daughter as "a blob" who is "just now getting a personality". But there's more. I am so not kidding you. Just wait. It's going to be on my blog. I've just been really tired yesterday and today--long hours at work. But I've got some smack to talk about Jolie.

Sleeping Lotus said...

6: Leopards don't have stripes; they have spots. See previous comments. LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Angelina is far too over-rated if you ask me.

Osumashi Kinyobe said...

How does OSUMASHI sound? I'll tell you how it sounds! It sounds great!
Roh Moo-Hyun is trying to leave a legacy but the only one he is truly leaving is one of inefficacy and communism. Thanks, Roh.
Choi Min-Shik for PM.
I don't feel badly for Saddam, not one iota. He was judged and dealt with fairly, in my opinion. There are thousands who cannot say the same.
And yes, Gabrielle, Angelina Jolie IS over-rated.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Saddam has some illegitimate children that Angelina can adopt?

Anonymous said...

Anyone who would want to visit Mount Geumgang is the worst, voyeuristic scum ever born. Why don't they visit the concentration camps while they're there.