In what appears to be the most boring election in decades, here is a breakdown of parties partaking in this ludicrous semblance of democracy.
Conservatives: also known as the Tories. Their cowardice and duplicity notwithstanding, they’ve managed to stave off the economic ruin the Liberals have tried so hard to put us in.
Liberals: even weasels can’t trust them. There were the god-awful Trudeau years, the gaffes, AD-scam, Chretien and his fat mouth. The Green Shift threatens to bankrupt us all. If there is a Santa Claus, this won’t happen.
Bloc Quebecois: like the Liberals but more French. Separating the country is their aim.
NDP: the New Democratic Party loves taxing people, just like the Democrats like taxing people. Taxes go to services that don’t work.
Green Party: like the NDP but more environmental.
There are others but really- I can’t force myself to care any more.
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