It's like the climax of a film that is less disappointing than what they've been putting in the theatres lately...
Susan Sarandon is just happy to be considered:
When we agree to follow the lives of social retards for whatever reason, we've surrendered the greatest civilisation mankind has known to banality:
This guy should be hawking scalped tickets somewhere.
The last time I checked, Bill O'Reilly didn't don black make-up and an Afro:
Shame on you, Tom Hanks. The Da Vinci Code and now this. Shame....
You talkin' to the Obamas, De Niro? Well, they're not talking to you. Not anymore:
They will throw you under the bus.
Aaahh... celebrity baby bumps. When all this time we thought they were propagating the species- the way rest of the human race does- they were actually showing us how utterly wonderful and unique they were. Because no one has ever had a baby. Ever. And after having a baby, they have to lose a remarkable amount of weight to show all the fatties how glamorous they are. They return home after a photo or movie shoot and relieve the four or five nannies. My God! How do they do it?
The next time I see some earthquake victim holding her child tightly or a Syrian mother forced to give birth in hiding, I'm going to punch them right in the face. They don't deserve the awe or respect that celebrities and their baby bumps do.
More to come...
Susan Sarandon is just happy to be considered:
"I'm happy to be considered desirable. I love it!"
When we agree to follow the lives of social retards for whatever reason, we've surrendered the greatest civilisation mankind has known to banality:
It seems The Situation might have, well, a situation. According to TMZ, "Jersey Shore" star Mike Sorrentino has checked into an "inpatient treatment program."
This guy should be hawking scalped tickets somewhere.
The last time I checked, Bill O'Reilly didn't don black make-up and an Afro:
Tom Hanks has apologized for invoking Fox News host Bill O'Reilly in a joke he made during a now-controversial blackface skit from 2004.The video, which surfaced this week, which shows Hanks hosting an annual fundraiser next to a man in black face and an Afro wig, prompting a controversy that has already driven Hanks to call the incident “hideously offensive.”
In an e-mail Tuesday night to the Daily Caller, which first reported on the video, Hanks apologized again, this time for making O'Reilly the butt of the joke.
“I used Bill O'Reilly as the punch line of an uncomfortable joke that was hardly funny and [was] unfair,” Hanks told the conservative news website.
Shame on you, Tom Hanks. The Da Vinci Code and now this. Shame....
You talkin' to the Obamas, De Niro? Well, they're not talking to you. Not anymore:
Actor Robert De Niro on Wednesday apologized for joking at a Democratic fundraiser with Michelle Obama about the possibility of having a "white first lady" at the White House after November's presidential elections.
They will throw you under the bus.
Aaahh... celebrity baby bumps. When all this time we thought they were propagating the species- the way rest of the human race does- they were actually showing us how utterly wonderful and unique they were. Because no one has ever had a baby. Ever. And after having a baby, they have to lose a remarkable amount of weight to show all the fatties how glamorous they are. They return home after a photo or movie shoot and relieve the four or five nannies. My God! How do they do it?
The next time I see some earthquake victim holding her child tightly or a Syrian mother forced to give birth in hiding, I'm going to punch them right in the face. They don't deserve the awe or respect that celebrities and their baby bumps do.
More to come...
2 comments:
"Shame on you, Tom Hanks."
Tom Hanks has always been a liberal douche. It defines his career.
~Your Brother~
I would like to see his career in the tank.
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