Friday, March 23, 2012

Celebrity Apartheid Week: the Revenge of the Blog

Aaahhhh... Friday....



Oh no! Hollywood is too good for message movies (Avatar, An Inconvenient Truth, anything by Michael Moore, any crappy movie based on crappy Margaret Atwood's crappy books, Dan Brown's cinematic excrescence, Rendition, The Hurt Locker, Che, Game Change, insert own unsubtle leftist movie here).



Some action heroes have dry catch-phrases. The Chosen One has several stock catch-phrases, as the Danes have been so good as to point out.



(with thanks)



Watch as Peter Hitchens rips apart non-funnyman, Russell Brand.







Remember when British people possessed intellect and dry wit? Guess which one had both of those qualities (hint: it wasn't the unwashed man in the hat).



(Thank you)



Perhaps the biggest controversy about Good Christian Beetches is that it is unoriginal, uses stereotypes to carry the plots (such as they are) and relies on unsophisticated acting and - dare I say it?- viewing to carry it through. When does the episode with the flaming imam who paints pictures of Mohammad with pink glitter glue going to air? What about the episode with Texas' majority religion- Catholicism- filmed entirely at Beth Yeshun Synagogue (one of Houston's many synagogues)? Will there be an episode filmed entirely in Spanish? How about an episode featuring life in twenty-first century Texas where people don't wear cowboy hats and go "yee ha!"?



How about it, Good Christian ect? Shake some peaches. Be bold.



More to come...




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Remember when British people possessed intellect and dry wit?"

No, and neither does anyone else. Only the illussion that they did.

That's what happens when they were allowed to control over 40% of the land surface of the Earth for so long. They were able to paint what ever ridiculous picture of themselves they wanted and as horrible picture they wanted of everyone who opposed them.

~Your Brother~

Osumashi Kinyobe said...

To which I say:

"Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!""