Monday, December 31, 2012

The Year in Review

2012 is nearly over. Let’s hope the new year is better to you.

January: Kim Jong-Un assumed control of North Korea after his fat dictator father died before Christmas. The cruise ship Costa Concordia sank . Obama is a moron. A guilty verdict is handed down in the Shafia trial.

December: the slow crawl toward Christmas, the holiday that obviously celebrates the birth of Christ. Four Americans die and no one really is to blame. Justin Trudeau is also a moron, Americans are screwed and Chief Theresa Spense is a greedy fatso. South Korea elected its first female president. God bless us, everyone.

Let’s move on….

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