For a Friday

Quickly now...


John Kerry tows the Obama administration line on the Keystone Pipeline and helps continue stalling it:

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry says he still doesn't have an answer on the proposed Keystone XL pipeline extension, and suggests it won't be coming any time soon.

Say- aren't there elections coming up this year?

No one ever accused John Kerry et al of being smart.


That and he loves China to bits:

Turns out Trudeau did bill taxpayers three times for the sum of $840.05 he said Thursday he returned to the Receiver General in early December after the House of Commons caught him billing $672.00 in transportation costs to Kingston, Ont., on April 25, 2012, for work unrelated to his MP responsibilities.

Unbelievable:

Convicted terrorist Omar Khadr is being transferred from his maximum-security cell to a medium-security penitentiary in central Alberta

When have we heard this before?

North Korea proposed on Thursday that the rival Koreas halt hostile military actions and mutual vilification to build better relations. But it said it would maintain its nuclear weapons program, while urging South Korea to cancel upcoming military drills with the United States.

It's time to not only slap North Korea with sanctions that really hurt its portly dictator but also punish the greatly polluted China for backing it all these years.


My God, this is too cruel:

Paignton Zoo in Devon is grabbing bananas out of its monkeys' hands, giving them leafy veggies and sprouts instead.

This is no monkey-business diet fad, though.

The zoo says the high calorie and sugar content of bananas grown for human consumption -- which are sweeter than those found in the wild -- are bad for the monkeys' health and can rot their teeth.

There has to be another way!