Dear Japan,
shut up, shut up, shut up! Oh my God, shut up!
What do you mean you don't like our dramas? Are they too Korean for you? Is it not enough that you invaded our country, treated us like crap for thirty-five years and made us assimilate into a culture with the most impractical footwear? Honestly! How can you walk in those things?
Unless your dramas feature episodes directed by Akira Kurosawa in which Takeshi Kitano battles tiger sharks with laser beams attached to their heads while riding a fiery motorcycle at full speed all the while trying to understand the meaning of life and how he can re-connect with his on-screen son, we don't want to hear anything out of you!
And that cutie, Daniel Dae Kim, is on OUR side!
Sincerely-ish,
South Korea
shut up, shut up, shut up! Oh my God, shut up!
What do you mean you don't like our dramas? Are they too Korean for you? Is it not enough that you invaded our country, treated us like crap for thirty-five years and made us assimilate into a culture with the most impractical footwear? Honestly! How can you walk in those things?
Unless your dramas feature episodes directed by Akira Kurosawa in which Takeshi Kitano battles tiger sharks with laser beams attached to their heads while riding a fiery motorcycle at full speed all the while trying to understand the meaning of life and how he can re-connect with his on-screen son, we don't want to hear anything out of you!
And that cutie, Daniel Dae Kim, is on OUR side!
Sincerely-ish,
South Korea
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| If Japan and South Korea were cute bear cubs, South Korea would be the one on the right. |
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